Jack and the Beanstalk

Jack and the Beanstalk

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Jack's mother said,'We're stony broke!

'Go out and find some wealthy bloke

'Who'll buy our cow. Just say she's sound

'And worth at least a hundred pound.

'But don't you dare to let him know

'That's she as old as billy-o'

Jack led the brown cow away,

And came back later in the day,

And said, 'Oh Mumsie dear, guess what

'Your clever little boy has got.

'I got, I really don't know how,

'A super trade-in for our cow.'

The mother said, 'You little creep

'I'll bet you sold her much too cheap.'

When Jack produced one lousy bean,

His startled mother, turning green,

Leapt high up in the air and cried,

'I'm absolutely stupefied!

'You crazy boy! D'you really mean

'You sold our Daisy for a bean?'
She snatched the bean. She yelled, 'You chump!'

And flung it on the rubbish-dump.

Then summoning up all her power,

She beat the boy for half and hour,

Using (and nothing could be meaner)

The handle of a vacuum cleaner.

At ten p.m. or thereabout,

The little bean begins to sprout.

By morning it had grown so tall

You couldn't see the top at all.

Young Jack cried, 'Mum, admit it now!

'It's better than a rotten cow!'

'The mother said, 'You lunatic!

'Where are the beans that I can pick?'

'There's not one bean! It's bare as bare!'

'No no!' cried Jack. 'You look up there!

'Look very high and you'll behold

'Each single leaf is solid gold!'

By gollikins, the boy was right!

Now, glistening in the morning light,

The mother actually perceives

A mass of lovely golden leaves!

She yells out loud, 'My sainted souls!
'I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!

'Don't stand and gape, you little clot!

'Get up there and grab the lot!'

Jack was nimble, Jack was keen.

He scrambled up the mighty bean.

Up up he went without a stop,

But just as he was near the top,

A ghastly frightening thing occurred -

Not far above his head he heard

A big deep voice, a rumbling thing

That made the very heavens ring

It shouted loud, 'FEE FI FO FUM

'I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!' 

Jack was frightened, Jack was quick,

And down he climbed in half a tick.

'Oh, mum!' he gasped. ' Believe you me

'There's something nasty up our tree!

'I saw him, mum! My gizzard froze!

'A giant with a clever nose!'

'A clever nose!' his mother hissed.

'You must be going round the twist!'

'He smelled me out, I swear it, mum!

'He said he smelled an Englishman!'

'The mother said 'As well he might!

'I've told you every single night

'To take a bath because you smell,

'But would you do it? Would you hell!

'You even make your mother shrink

'Because of your unholy stink!'

Jack answered, 'Well, if you're so clean

'Why don't you climb the crazy bean.'

The mother cried, 'By gad, I will!

'There's life within the old dog still!'

She hitched her skirt above her knee

And disappeared right up the tree.

Now would the gian smell his mum?

Jack listened for the fee-fo-fum.

He gazed aloft. He wondered when

The dreaded words would come....And then...

From somewhere high above the ground

There came a frightful crunching sound.

He heard the Giant's mtter twice,

'By gosh,that tastedvery nice.

'Although' (and this in grumpy tones)

'I wish there weren't so many bones.'

'By Christopher!' Jack cried. 'By gum!

'The Giant's eaten up my mum!

'He smelled her out! She's in his belly!

'I had a haunch that she was smelly

Jack stood there gazing longingly

Upon the huge and golden tree.

He murmured softly, 'Golly-gosh,

'I guess I'll have to take a wash

'If I am going to climb this tree

'Without the Giant smelling me.

'In fact, a bath's my only hope...'

He rushed indoors and grabbed the soap

He scrubbed his body everywhere.

He even washed his hair.

He did his teeth, he blew his nose

And went out smelling like a rose.

Once more he climbed the mighty bean.

The giant sat there, gross, obscene,

Muttering through his vicious teeth

(While Jack sat tensely just beneath),

Muttering loud, 'FEE FI FO FUM,

' RIGHT NOW I CAN'T SMELL ANYONE.'

jack waited till the Giant slept,

Then out along the boughs he crept

And gathered so much gold, I swear

He was an instant millionare.

'A bath,' he said, 'does seem to pay.

'I'm going to have one every day'




by Roald Dahl